Nice Email Forwards: December 2005

Nice Email Forwards

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Leave Letters!!!!!

From good friend, Paul

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in a non-english speaking country...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Prayer!!! - How True [Picture]

Forward from Ravi

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Letter to Mr.Bill Gates from Banta singh [Banta Singh Jokes]

Forward from my akka, Ambika

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for
our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever
we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears,
but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears,but we face this
problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh
and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you
to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button.We request you to check this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. So, we request you to change that to
sit so that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,
Banta Singh

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Interesting Signboards [Pictures}

Amazing forwards from Ravi

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For some co-incidene... [Nice Reading]

Forward from my good friend Ramki

I struck into some interesting co-incidence yesterday when I was browsing...

VERY INTERESTING.......

YEAR 1981

1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED

YEAR 2005
1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED

IN FUTURE, IF PRINCE CHARLES DECIDES TO RE-MARRY.... PLEASE WARN THE POPE!!

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Is your mind Conditioned? [Short Story]

Forward from Vanita

As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact
that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to
their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants
could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they
did not.
I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals
just stood there and made no attempt to get away. "Well," he said, "when
they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them
and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are
conditioned to believe they cannot break away.
They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break
free." I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their
bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where
they were.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief
that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?

True ...Right???

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